thefrogman:

“Alright fellas, listen up. There is a new puppy in the house and he keeps biting my tail. This behavior can no longer be tolerated. Sure, today he is only biting MY tail. But you all have little tails as well. What’s to say that tomorrow he will not take aim at your wiggly butts? It’s only a matter of time.

We need to stand together. Strength in numbers. With my brains and your impenetrable shells, I know we can stand against this foe. Do not let his superior strength, speed, and large teeth instill you with fear. We are legion. We are warriors. I say RISE UP my turtle brethren. RISE UP and fear no more. OUR TAILS ARE NOT PLAYTHINGS. CRY HAVOC! …AND LET SLIP THE TURTLES OF WAR. 

Guys? Where are you going? Steve, c’mon. Dave? Dave, you’re with me, right? Ralph you bastard. I got you extra lettuce.”